Claims To Fame......
Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on a ho

More Claims To Fame......
Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton: Famous for making widows peak

Remembered Through History As.....
Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex President

Second To Nobody.....
Nixon: Had a campaign slogan "Nixon's The One!"
Clinton: Has women pointing at him saying "He's The One!"

Their Aquaintances....
Nixon: Well aquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton: Well aquainted with G-spot

Major Scandal during their presidency....
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

The President's biggest fear....
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore

Complaints toward the President.....
Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns

Presidential excuses....
Nixon: I have no regrets. I am not a crook.
Clinton: It's between ME and MY god.

Their Vice-Presidents...
Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek.

Presidential qualities.....
Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.

Things the President couldn't explain....
Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

Presidential Nicknames....
Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Slick Willy

and finally, Presidental Secrets....
Nixon: Secret meetings in the oval office.
Clinton: Secret meatings in the oral orifice.