WHO IS JACK SCHITT??
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says
"YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT". Now you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,
the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt, INC.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religous
couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins, Deep Schitt
& Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, and Bull Schitt, a High
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe later married MR. Sherlock and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name, she was then
known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly
son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt & Giva Schitt were inseparable
throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
NOW, WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT",
YOU CAN CORRECT THEM..