Big Mike's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes
bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little
brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot.
There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to
see a big black bear. The black bear says, "You've got 2
choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex."
Big Mike bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days,
but he recovers and vows revenge. Big Mike heads out
on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear
and kills him.
At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge
grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says,
"That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices. Either I
maul you to death or we have sex." Big Mike bends over
He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit
of time to recover, and, he's outraged. He heads back to
Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank
Sure enough, there's a tap on his shoulder.
He turns around to find an enormous polar bear. The
polar bear looks at Big Mike with a puzzled look and says,
"You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"