An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens.
The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in
years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt
So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him
loose in the barn yard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting
around and he gets a little worried. "So, they're trying to replace me," thinks
the old rooster. I've got to do something about this.
He walks up to the new bird and says, "So you're the new stud in
town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well I'm not
ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird.
And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there.
We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all
the hens for himself."
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought
he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young
rooster. "And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start
of half a lap. I'll still win easy."
So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with
all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the hens
start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster is
still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has
slipped a little but he's still hanging in there.
Unfortunately the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time
around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young
By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the
house, gets his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox or
something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two
roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly
in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the
young rooster away. As he walks away slowly, he says to himself, "Darn,
that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."