A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the top of the tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I
haven't got the energy".
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients".
The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next
day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. And so
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the
farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of
Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!