"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
-- Gene Hill
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the
car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing
right in your ear."
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of
a dog, it's too dark to read."
"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or
fight its enemies is lunch."
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that is how dogs spend their lives."
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervousand
give the wrong answers."
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that that he can hold his own in the
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
--Franklin P. Jones
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul --chicken, pork, half
a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a
can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face,you
should go home and examine your conscience."