"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
"Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when
--Dr. Ian Dunbar
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea."
--Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
--Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it."
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as
the dog does."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You arehis
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to
the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and
your dog would go in."
"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the
better for it."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."