Dinner With Little Johnny
Johnny's mother volunteered to host the Christmas dinner this year for
all the aunts and uncles, sisters, brothers, nieces, nephews and so forth.
Just before supper time, Mom took Johnny aside and told him to say the
"But what'll I say, Mom?"
"Before we eat, you say what you've heard me say many times."
The boy stood with the other folks around the table and when his mother
nodded to him, he said, "Good Lord... Oh Good Lord... How did I get stuck
cooking this freakin meal this year?"