A very homely person made an appointment with a
psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office
and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have
any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at
me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over
and lie face down on that couch."
