The Clinton Sitcom
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Episode 1 : It's Hot in Heaven
Clinton got killed in an accident, and come to the gate of heaven where St. Peter was waiting, and Clinton noticed that there are a lot of clocks, each one running at a different speed, so he asked St. Peter: " How come all these clocks with different speeds?" And St.. Peter answered:" See, there's a clock for every person, and depending on how many lies the person tell, the clock speeds up," and Clinton asked: "I don't see mine. where is mine?", and St. Peter said, " we're using it as a fan over there."

Episode 2 : Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, suddenly Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field. The stunned umpired shouted, "No, Mr. President! I said, Throw the first PITCH!'"

Episode 3 : Dining Out
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," Hillary says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, He'll have the fish," Hillary replies.

Episode 4 : Bargain Shopping
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President" Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razor-Back Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary. So, now what do you think?" The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir."

Episode 5 : Vanity is not Sanity
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!" "Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies. "I'll take those mirrors out right away!"