This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place this week
between President Clinton and Ashley, a brand new intern in the White
Ashley walked into the White House for her first day of her internship
and was greeted by the President. After a short tour of the White
House the President asked "Would you like to see the Presidential Clock?"
Ashley looked troubled and said "I don't know Mr. President. I have
heard some pretty bad things about you. I don't think that would be a
"Nonsense" said the President. "It's just a clock."
Ashley agreed and the President led her into the Oval Office where
they were alone. He closed the door, dropped his pants, and pulled it
out. Ashley gasped. "Oh that's not the Presidential Clock, that's the
To which the President responded: "Ashley honey, once you put a face
and two hands on it, it's a clock!"