This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they
only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?", the priest asked
"They only know how to say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do
you want to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution
to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to
my house and I will put them with my two male talking
parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible, then my
parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase and your female parrots will learn
to pray and worship."
"Thank you." said the lady.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the
priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding
rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male
talking parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are
prostitutes! Do you want to have some Fun?"
One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and
screams, "Hallelujah, Frank! Put the bibles away -- our
prayers have been answered!"