A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to
place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then
clicked the light back on and begin searching for more
valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for
the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that? He hissed at the
parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying
to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are
you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar
laughed.
"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name
a Rotweiller 'Jesus'..."
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