"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets."
--Nora Ephron

"Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting."
--Dr. Ian Dunbar

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
--Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
--Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
--Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
--Ben Williams

"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
--Unknown

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
--Unknown

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
--Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
--Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
--Holbrook Jackson

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You arehis life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"
-- Unknown

"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
--Mark Twain

"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
--Abraham Lincoln

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
--Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
--MarkTwain

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."
--Smiley Blanton

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
--John Steinbeck

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
--Rita Rudner

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
--Roger Caras