Three Amigos
 
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".

"Why, does the parrot cost so much" asks the first man. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to do legal research." The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to write a brief that will win in any court on any case. Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot only to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question "What can it do?" To which the owner replies "To be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him Senior Partner."


  Echo Location
  Polly Want A Cracker
  Monkey See, Monkey Do
  In With the Fish Sticks
  Jobs At The Zoo
  Hot to Trot
  Aesop's Missing Fable
  Three Amigos
  Another Use for a Chihuahua
 10 Wag or Wash the Dog?
 11 Living Through Our Pets
 12 Cat Got Your Tongue?
 13 Speaking of Animals
 14 Jesus Is Watching You
 15 Cat Haiku
 16 Meals On Wheels
 17 Guard Dog
 18 Speaking of Animals 2